imessaged:

jelloskut:

imessaged:

officialwillowpape:

imessaged:

officialwillowpape:

imessaged:

Why was the mushroom invited to the party?

why

Because he was a fungi

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Why was he kicked out?

Don’t do it

There wasn’t mushroom

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armraces:

I’m the person that plays fall out boy at a party

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Biology’s cruel joke goes something like this: As a teenage body goes through puberty, its circadian rhythm essentially shifts three hours backward. Suddenly, going to bed at nine or ten o’clock at night isn’t just a drag, but close to a biological impossibility. Studies of teenagers around the globe have found that adolescent brains do not start releasing melatonin until around eleven o’clock at night and keep pumping out the hormone well past sunrise. Adults, meanwhile, have little-to-no melatonin in their bodies when they wake up. With all that melatonin surging through their bloodstream, teenagers who are forced to be awake before eight in the morning are often barely alert and want nothing more than to give in to their body’s demands and fall back asleep. Because of the shift in their circadian rhythm, asking a teenager to perform well in a classroom during the early morning is like asking him or her to fly across the country and instantly adjust to the new time zone — and then do the same thing every night, for four years.

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Sleep and the teenage brain (via explore-blog)

This is why you have every right to be tired.  

(via lookrainbows)

Researchers now see sleep problems as a cause, and not a side effect, of teenage depression.” - from the artcle! 

(via scruffyshezza)

 
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sabrinabrentin:

They’re heeeeere.

sabrinabrentin:

They’re heeeeere.

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sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

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lesdivebar:

Advice from the 6 bus

lesdivebar:

Advice from the 6 bus

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takeaspoonful:

The others got Groot a new pot and decorated it. 

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necrophilofthefuture:

realest.
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bm-swagabond:

ragehappyhunter:

ragehappyhunter:

literally nothing makes me happier than lets players meeting up in real life and being nice to each other 

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loud wheezing

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jean-luc-gohard:

So apparently iCloud was hacked and pretty much every female celebrity’s nudes were leaked. I’d like to remind my followers not to post them, because they’re supposed to be private, and just because some asshole leaked them doesn’t mean you should make it worse by spreading them around.

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cinderfell:

shitty roosterteeth jokes come and go but lightish red is forever

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eliaes:

👏👏

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thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

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