Started up a new game of Pokemon Platinum and look whose name is suggested.

courtneycrawford:

dachubbyqueen:

ruthlesswytch:

cannibalcoalition:

recreationalcannibalism:

cannibalvulva:

ovaire:

sourmilf:

a whole article devoted to bashing women with tattoos, i want to kill someone

“Women, let me tell you something that your friends and many guys will not. Your tattoos are ugly. We do not like them. We respect you less for them. We think you’re a pawn without a sense of solidarity in a world that pressures you to conform. Even if we’re not conscious of this belief, we hold it. Men who gush about the sexiness of girls with tattoos do this because they are culturally trained to do so. There’s no such thing as a tasteful tattoo. That’s like claiming that you had a tasteful dinner-date at McDonalds. I love my fast-food but let’s not kid ourselves about what we’re doing here.”
”Because it’s where another man left his mark on you.”
”Because tattoos were primarily a symbol of prostitutes”

Holy fuck, this is by far the most aggravating blog post I’ve seen in a while.

Stupid stupid people should not have blogs.

RAGE.

Good work speaking on behalf of all men in all cultures, sir. A cookie for you, sir. Can I get you a drink, sir? Here have a free blowjob, sir.

I’m sorry, sir. I cannot give you the antidote to the poison in your drink, sir.

This makes me want to go get all of the tattoos I had ever decided I wanted all at once.

I probably shouldn’t make such decisions simply to spite assholes I’ve never met who only rear their ugly faces online…

is this blog run by my ex boyfriend? lol fuckhead.

I’ll eat my meal
with my tattoos
Classy as fuck at McDonalds
Pinkies up mother fucker.

randomobsession:

littlewhitesnowowl:

sassygaydraco:

if i know what line a character is going to say in a movie then i will say it with them and no one can stop me

i will say it 30 seconds before them

ser-merlin-of-valyria:

e—www:

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

mighty-thor-of-assgard:

danniauttumns:

ser-merlin-of-valyria:

tumblr has fallen

david karp is dead

yahoo is coming

your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.

it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:

“the ministry has fallen

scrimgeour is dead

they are coming.”

how the fuck did anyone not get that reference

phunkyvanspam:

msmorra:

I can’t be the only person to worry about Elijah Wood sometimes.

He legit freaks me out sometimes.

australiansanta:

rohnert-park:

lushious:

Kevin Rudd’s Instagram account is a national fucking treasure

‘They tell me it is something to do with milkshakes’

omfg what a great man

OMFG IN THE PHOTO OF HIM FEEDING HIS CAT YOU CAN SEE THE HOUSE WE WERE HOUSE SITTING IN THE BACKGROUND I WALKED THROUGH THAT DOOR OMG anyway ya

moistwaft:

riddlemethatgollum:

samandriel:

visitingfan:

consultingcorsair:

poppy-popsicles:

I wanted to download We Will Rock You, but…

everytime i hear this my lungs hurt from laughing

I just fOUND HTE BEST GIF OMFG

This is actually brilliant!

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EVERY FUCKING TIME my brother and I fight, my fucking mum takes his side.

EVEN if he started it, or “escalated it” (as she would say)

like seriously.

Just now my brother and I were fighting/had just fought, so I was angry at him.

and she comes in from her own fucking room and contributes with “karl; you did something wrong, but heidi escalated it”

like fuck you mum. he started the fight. he fucking threw a brussel sprout at me and it hit my face

and you say that it’s my fault

and when i try to say that she favours him whenever we fight, she AND my dad start yelling at me/calling me a “fucking bitch”/saying they’ll never cook for me again.

fuck them andd their twisted views of what happens between my brother and i

frigerator:

true friendship

the-vashta-nerada:

superwhoavengelockandme:

the-vashta-nerada:

i don’t understand how people stop watching shows because something happens that they don’t like or they don’t like how it’s going

like

if i start a show i’m in it until the end

in sickness and in health

till death or discontinuation do us part

man, i 1000% understand where you’re coming from

BUT

Glee

oh yeah fuck glee

daunt:

thatisnotfeminism:

scientificinqueery:

transformfeminism:

stfufauxminists:

isaywesay:

1. Does the image show only part(s) of a sexualized person’s body?

BMW

2. Does the image present a sexualized person as a stand-in for an object?

Four Loko

3. Does the image show sexualized persons as interchangeable? 

Mercedes Benz

4. Does the image affirm the idea of violating the bodily integrity of a sexualized person who can’t consent?

Duncan Quinn

5. Does the image suggest that sexual availability is the defining characteristic of the person? 

American Apparel

6. Does the image show a sexualized person as a commodity that can be bought and sold?

Red Tape Shoes

Not sure if I’ve reblogged this before but it’s worth it if I have because so many people get this wrong.

so gross

An excellent list with examples to better understand sexual objectification.

perfect. Use this the next time you think tom hiddlestone is being objectified.

Lunsford, in case you check my blog again, here is more info for you to read up on.

You are now a timelord

jesus-christ-kill-it-with-fire:

samwinchestershipsdestiel:

the-lost-doctor:

the amount of followers you have is how old you are

the person you reblog this from is your companion

your icon is what your current regeneration looks like

your job (or one of your parent’s jobs) is your timelord name

I am 1997 years old.

sarahhiddlesbatch is my companion.

I am fucking gorgeous.

My name… is Usher.

I’m ginger!

901 years old, jesus-christ-kill-it-with-fire is my companion, I look like Michael Jones, and I can either be The Teacher or The Writer.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

those-wordless-moments:

How did these two even win the hunger games?